Thought Crime Radio: 
Broadcasting the Things You’d Never Admit Out Loud.

This isn’t a blog about real crimes. This is a blog about the mental chaos we all live with — the weird, dark, funny, impulsive thoughts we think but never act on.


You know, like:


The second your baby won’t nap and you briefly wonder if adoption is still an option.


When your coworker takes credit for your work and you picture slashing their tires.


That urge to shove your partner’s plate off the table just because they’re chewing too loud.


We call them thought crimes — fleeting, private moments of “what if?” that make us laugh, cringe, or wonder, “am I the only one?”


Spoiler: you’re not.


What This Blog Is:


A confessional for your brain’s weirdest thoughts


A mix of humor, honesty, and “me too” moments


A safe space for saying the unsayable


What It’s Not:


A place for hate or harm


A journal of actual crimes (relax, FBI)


So if your inner voice sometimes needs a microphone — welcome home.

About Me

Hi, I’m Patricia — 27, single, and still figuring out what I want to be when I grow up (besides late to everything). I live in Port St. Lucie, Florida — which sounds fancier than it is — and I started this blog mostly because I was tired of people online acting like curiosity was a crime.
I write about controversial stuff because pretending weird things don’t happen is boring. My goal isn’t to convince anyone of anything — it’s to dig around, laugh at the nonsense, and maybe learn something in the process. Think of me as your slightly bratty friend who reads too much, talks too much, and won’t shut up about whatever rabbit hole she fell into this week.
When I’m not blogging, I’m probably people-watching at a coffee shop, walking my dog around the park, or trying to figure out how to make a living without wearing shoes.

Patricia waving to the camera.