Sirens Blaring at Democratic Headquarters as Black Woman [Nicki Minaj] Expresses Unapproved Opinion | The Babylon Bee

…”This kind of independent thought cannot go unchecked,” Nancy Pelosi said in an emergency meeting of Democratic leaders. “This woman of color is saying something she believes that we have not approved — we need to get her back safely within the boundaries we have set for black people to think within.”

“How are we going to stop her?” screamed one frantic aide. “This is destroying our entire narrative!”

“Quick — let’s release a new variant!” Dr. Fauci responded. “I’ll get one rolling immediately.”

At publishing time, Democrats had announced their plan to strip Nicki Minaj of her “brave woman of color” status and treat her as they would a cishet white male…

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