Category Archives: Humor

President Pelosi cancels U.S. Constitution

Happy Fools Day! OK, Pelosi isn’t really president, in spite of her failed coup attempt, but there is a point to be made. Because of this crisis, the President now has extraordinary powers. I feel reasonably safe with those powers in the hands of a patriot like Trump, but if any of the leaders in the Democrat/communist party were to have those same powers, they would immediately use them to destroy the country as fast as they could. Of course, the leaders at the top of both parties knew in advance that this crisis (that’s happening now) was going to take place at this time. So it’s no wonder that the Dems. were so fanatical in trying to take back the White House in their silly coup attempt. Of course, this present day crisis, with all of its horrible oppression and suffering, has been planned by the Global Elites for more than a decade. However, there are an increasing number of people who have become awake to the fact that we are being manipulated by these super-wealthy secret society members through mass media and other mechanisms of social engineering. This present day engineered crisis serves several purposes. It covers up the deadly effects of 5G, for example. But it’s ultimate purpose is to lead the public to the conclusion that some type of international government should be established. What all of these secret society members agree upon is that some type of international government system is to be announced in the year 2020. But there are two ways that this can come about. One way some of them hope to do this is to create an all powerful, totalitarian communist, centralized global government. The other way would be the establishment of an alliance of independent nations states; these would agree to work in cooperation on certain areas of common interest to all nations. The leaders of the Democratic Party want the Totalitarian Global government. The Republicans have been moving toward Internationalism with independent nation states working in cooperation, but while maintaining their independence. Under globalism there would be no freedom and chaos would result. So a lot is still at stake in continuing to support Trump, even thou the Republicans are still talking about this present crisis as if it were not a planned, engineered event. Which it obviously is, because many outspoken Truthers have been talking about the coming of this (unplanned) event for years now. Without doubt, we ordinary people are better off with internationalism rather than globalism. But in either case, wealthy secret society members will still be in charge. Ultimately we will not be free until more citizens see past the grand illusions created by these secret society members. Until we Overcome the Monarch Mind Control system, these secret societies are going to continue to make fools of us all.

17 key personality types when it comes to handling coronavirus

With the stress of restrictions and self-quarantines, some Americans are lashing out at one another. They are criticizing each other’s attitudes, decisions and approaches.

When it comes to handling a crisis— or any pressure— I think a lot of an individual’s response has to do with personality type.

An alarmist personality will not be able to convince a fatalist to see things their way, and vice versa. The process of trying can create conflict and frustration.

Here are 17 key personality types when it comes to handling coronavirus. Which type(s) are you? What about your family and friends.

1. The Enforcer: This personality polices everyone else.

“You touched your face!” “Why aren’t you home in isolation?” “You let your kids eat like that?”

2. Drama Queen: This person creates drama around the simplest event.

“OMG! I went to the store and they were COMPLETELY OUT OF MY favorite potato chips! I can’t fall asleep at night if I don’t eat those special chips. I’m going to be a mess tomorrow morning! I won’t get any sleep. I’m definitely going to get sick…”

Read the entire article at:  https://sharylattkisson.com/2020/03/17-key-personality-types-when-it-comes-to-handling-coronavirus/

SATIRE: Progressives Admit They’re Just Not Used To Killing People Who Might Fight Back

U.S.—Many have been criticizing the left for their apparent unwillingness to say that killing terrorists is a good thing. Many suspected they just hated America or were being funded by George Soros or something. But the truth has finally come out.

At long last, the left has admitted their real problem with the strike on Soleimani: they much prefer killing human beings that have no way to defend themselves and can’t possibly strike back.

“Blowing up terrorists limb from limb is icky and they might get mad at you,” said Rogaine Jillipers, verified internet activist. “But tearing human beings limb from limb when they’re in the womb and can’t fight back? Now we’re talking.”

“They’ll never retaliate, they’ll never say anything at all.”

In response to the declaration from the left, many preborn babies have begun arming themselves, causing millions of progressives to back off from their hard pro-abortion stance.

A lot of good, clean, satire here:  https://babylonbee.com/news/left-admits-theyre-just-not-used-to-killing-people-who-might-fight-back

Santa Claus Accused of Quid Pro Quo for Giving Children Gifts in Exchange for Good Behavior

U.S.—Legislators have begun to hold hearings on impeaching Santa Claus after an overheard conversation seemed to imply he was offering a quid pro quo: gifts in exchange for good behavior.

FBI agents spied on Claus at various malls as he repeatedly said things like, “Sure, I’ll get you a pony. But first, I need you to do something for me… be a good little boy!” The FBI was able to obtain a FISA warrant to spy on Claus, because it’s easier to get a FISA warrant than to get a Costco membership.

“Ho ho noooooo!” Santa Claus cried as investigators leaped out and cuffed him at a Dayton, OH mall. “Not good! Sad!”

“It was a perfect conversation,” Claus said, defending himself in a series of fiery tweets. “Absolutely perfect. I was simply talking to little Billy and asked him to keep tabs on his sister, Sally, who has been involved in some corruption. Who doesn’t want to stop corruption? Did I offer Billy a new Nintendo Switch in exchange for his good behavior? Possibly. Am I planning on giving Sally coal because she’s a little punk? Maybe. Where’s my lawyer?”

Unfortunately, he was assigned a public defender, who turned out to be Rudy Giuliani.

https://babylonbee.com/news/ho-ho-no-santa-claus-accused-of-quid-pro-quo-after-giving-children-gifts-in-exchange-for-good-behavior

Victor Davis Hanson: Democrats Trying To Impeach Trump Over ‘Thought Crimes’

Had to post this because of the “thought crime” title. But the point is a good one and this 7-minute video deserves to be watched.

Here’s a partial transcript via FOX News:

Victor Davis Hanson: Dems trying to impeach Trump over ‘thought crimes,’ but have ‘nothing’

Hoover Institution senior fellow Victor Davis Hanson accused Democrats on Friday of trying to impeach President Trump over “thought crimes,” saying the president did nothing illegal.

“If I want to think about speeding 80 miles an hour and I talk about thinking about it but I actually don’t, I’m not guilty of anything other than harboring a bad thought,” Hanson said on “The Story.” “So Trump may or may not, we don’t really know, the evidence suggests he didn’t think about delaying aid and that aid was delayed, but it wasn’t cut off. Maybe [Trump] thought about cutting it off. But that’s not a crime.”…

Guest host Ed Henry pressed Hanson, saying it looked like aid was held up only for Hanson to defend the president’s right to hold it up.

“It’s not against the law to hold up aid,” Hanson said. “But the bottom line is he didn’t cut it.”

“You’re going to convict people of … thought crimes, for considering cutting it…”

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/12/conservative-scholar-democrats-are-trying-to-impeach-trump-over-thought-crimes-video/