Why your toilet paper is trying to kill you

Ok, I don’t KNOW this for sure but I think it’s a fair bet that your toilet paper is plotting against you.   After all, what would YOU do if you were constantly servicing someone else’s butt?   At least the queen’s “groom of the stool” ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool ) is paid for what he does (“he” sounds … Continue reading Why your toilet paper is trying to kill you