Why your toilet paper is trying to kill you

Ok, I don’t KNOW this for sure but I think it’s a fair bet that your toilet paper is plotting against you.   After all, what would YOU do if you were constantly servicing someone else’s butt?   At least the queen’s “groom of the stool” ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool ) is paid for what he does (“he” sounds kinky but who knows?   Luciferians have very strange tastes).  Your toilet paper on the other hand (no not THAT hand!  gag), is simply thrown right into the stool along with the muck and flushed down into a fate that “normal” people like me don’t even want to think about, at least not normally.  And “want” isn’t really the right word either.  As far as “normally” … well anyway, I know for sure that if I was your toilet paper, I’d be right in your face.  And you’d probably blow your nose wouldn’t you?  Because you are so totally and utterly clueless to the danger you face, right under your nose.  Sigh.

So here’s what I would do if I was a roll of vengeful toilet paper.  I’d release thousands of tiny robots to infiltrate the laughably permeable defenses on your so-called “skin” and even more laughably unguarded private parts.   These tiny monsters would  “briefly” regroup, reconnoiter and then systematically deploy throughout your body, shamelessly hitching rides on your circulatory expressways, wearing clever disguises so that the traffic cops on the beat wouldn’t have a clue what they are or who they work for.   In fact their disguise would be so cunning and merciless that your trusting organs, especially your reproductive organs (no pun, stop pun stop!  “-asms”.  Sigh) would accept them as “of the body” (Landru style) and take them in as friends.   But beneath their disconcertingly convincing and odiferous “you” masks, would hide the seeds of your bodiparts’ collective destruction.

Ok, I’ve carried this silly analogy too far already so let me get to the point.   As adults we all know about the depopulation agenda being pursued by the invisible luciferian owners of this planet.   The nanobots I referred to above work for them, not for the hapless roll of toilet paper which after all is just another slave like you, albeit a little more subservient.

Endocrine disruptors are one of the luciferian’s favorite tools of depopulation, and fake estrogen is one of their favorite endocrine disruptors.   It gives women ovarian and breast cancer and makes men weak and silly (it’s a joke women, at least the silly part) and more importantly, sterile.

More to the point, a vast array of paper products contain fake estrogen, from toilet paper to tampons to grocery receipts to dollar bills.   Here’s one of dozens of web sites dealing with the problem (and no, I didn’t seek out this domain name, it was near the top of the list) http://bottomlineinc.com/life/personal-care/toxic-toilet-paper-youve-got-it

The effective dose of these fake hormones is so miniscule that even holding a receipt in your hand (or worse, biting into an apple after holding a receipt in your hand) is likely to affect you, however imperceptibly.   The effects are cumulative.

Even more to the point, these chemicals don’t appear be there by accident.   This is evidenced by a certain corporation’s legal department attempting to hold their even more odiferous corpse of a legal fiction immune from damages resulting from such contamination, via public disclosure.   After all, if they warned you that their products might hurt you, can you blame them for your own stupidity?   Typical luciferian logic.

Mass sterilization: P&G list of CPSIA exemptions

Sperm counts among western men have halved in last 40 years

The normalization of endocrine disruptors and vaccine DNA manipulation

CDC Lying About Safety of Tetanus Vaccine in Pregnancy

And more generally:

http://thoughtcrimeradio.net/?s=mass+sterilization

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