Californians Paint their Brown Crunchy Lawns Green

California’s green living delusion is collapsing by the day. As the drought worsens, and lawns everywhere have turned to crispy brown dead zones, desperate residents are hiring companies to spray paint their lawns green.

As the Daily Mail reports:

As California is mired by its fourth year of drought, one industry has sprouted up from the seemingly endless dry spell.

In an effort to brighten up dry and unsightly lawns, some landscapers have been offering the innovative solution of painting lawns green.

LawnLift… is now a leading provider of lawn paint for homeowners, hoteliers, wedding planners and others who want to change the look of their drought-stricken grass.

Again, why is no one asking the military for some cloud seeding?   It’s implausible that there’s not enough humid air coming off the ocean to make it work.   They’ve been using weather modification for decades, even back in the vietnam war.   Must we continue to pretend that nothing can be done?

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