Vaccine Accidentally Contaminated with Sterilization Agent — Again (satire)

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Excerpt:

Troubling news has just been received that a tetanus vaccine distributed in Africa this year was contaminated with human chorionic gonadotrophin (HCG), an antigen long known to cause spontaneous abortion and long-term sterilization for many of the unfortunate women who receive it.

This year marked the 32nd time in the last 40 years that a vaccine generously donated by the Gates of Hell Foundation to save poor people in resource-rich areas of the Third World was discovered to have been accidentally contaminated with the alarming abortifacient. The cause of the reoccurring taint remains a complete mystery, in spite of heroic ongoing efforts by the Centers for Disease Control to halt the repetitive HCG snafu.

In response to the most recent crisis, the CDC has formed a new task force to conduct an in-depth investigation into why the previous 31 task forces charged with halting the recurring HCG contamination were so ineffective.

NWO Reporter contributing android editor Henry Foster spoke with CDC spokesman Dr. Ernest Obfuscation to address troubling claims by the Kenya African Doctors Association that the HCG contamination was deliberate. Apparently, suspicions were aroused when the tetanus vaccine was given only to women of childbearing age, and given in 5 doses instead of the usual single dose, prompting the group to submit specimens to an independent lab for testing.

Dr. Obfuscation quickly dismissed the outrageous claim…

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